JUST CALL ME AN ARTIST

When I Try On A Hideous Costume For The First Time

When My Non-BFA Friends Are Drunk And Remember That I Can Do Dialects

When Someone Says They Like Nicolas Cage

When I’m Onstage And See Someone Texting In The Audience

My Default Response When I’m Asked What My Character Wants In This Scene

When I See The Cast List And I’m Not On It

AT FIRST I’M LIKE

THEN TWO HOURS LATER I’M DRUNK AND LIKE

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS I LOOK GOOD IN MY BLACKS

whatshouldwecallstagemanagement:

When Someone Gets A Big Break Because Their Parent Has Major Connections

When Two Other BFAs Start Talking About How They Were Cherubs

When I Run Into My Friend From Theatre Camp At Unified Auditions